Category: Movies & Books
April 26, 2008
Famous Look-Alikes: Steve Ballmer and Peter Boyle
Why does Steve Ballmer (photo borrowed from Gizmodo)
keep reminding me of Peter Boyle in Young Frankenstein?

Seriously...is it just me?
Posted by Craig in Computing
and Industry
and Movies & Books
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February 17, 2008
Archos 605 WiFi Portable Media Player
The 605 WiFi, a fifth-generation portable media player from the French electronics firm Archos, is an impressive device. It boasts a vivid, high-res 4.3" touchscreen, 802.11g Wi-Fi (more on that later), and the ability to handle a reasonably broad array of media formats (although the larger, more expensive Cowon A3 handles far more). Plus, the 605 WiFi is available with hard drives of 30, 80, and 160 gigabytes or with 4GB of flash storage (the flash model also sports an SDHC slot for unlimited expansion). This review focuses on the 4GB flash version, which can be had for under $200 online and at a few brick-and-mortar electronics retailers.

After using the 605 WiFi for about two weeks now, I've come to appreciate it quite a bit. It's certainly not perfect, but it offers good value and some of its attributes that seem like weaknesses at first blush actually turn out to be strengths.
The Physical Unit
The 605 is 4.8'' x 3.2'' x 0.6'', about the same overall dimensions as an old PalmPilot, which is fairly compact for having such a large screen. The 4GB flash model weighs in at 5.3 ounces (the hard drive units weigh more, up to 9.2 oz. for the 160GB). The buttons to the right of the screen are two-way toggles (one function on each side, left and right), which take some getting used to. Thankfully, the touchscreen makes using the buttons unnecessary (although they're preferable in a few situations, such as changing volume). Two hardware buttons on the top of the unit include On/Off and a button to send video out via the docking station (when attached). The SDHC card slot is also on the top (nicely recessed so as to avoid any chance of accidental card eject). On the left is the headphone jack, and on the right is the pull-out kickstand (a very nice touch). The bottom of the unit has Archos' proprietary connector (which, of course, requires Archos' proprietary USB cable or dock to attach to it). The unit charges and syncs data through these connectors. The front also includes a very loud, clear mono speaker. The back is completely plain. In a departure from the 4th generation units, the 605 does not offer a user-swappable battery. But none of that really matters, for the 605's pièce de résistance is its screen. This 800x480 resolution beauty is simply stunning. It has an amazing angle of view and, at over 200 pixels per inch, gives every bit of clarity and detail you could hope for. Colors are well-saturated and there's no hint of screendoor or other effects that low-quality LCDs can have. Everyone I've showed this to has remarked almost immediately how good the display is. In the box, the 605 comes with headphones, a USB cable, a rudimentary slip-case, and some documentation.
The User Interface
You may have read somewhere (OK, everywhere) that the Archos user interface is terrible. It's not quite terrible...just very bad. But, I'm happy to say that (a) the touchscreen makes it a LOT easier to navigate, and (b) once you get used to certain conventions, it really isn't that bad (certainly no worse than Office 2007's new menu structure!). For example, the [X] button always takes you backwards (or back up a level) from wherever you are. Some have contrasted the 605 with the iPod Touch and come away saying the Touch is easier to use. I agree...for one main reason: the 605 has way, way more options, settings, and customizability than does the Touch, and all that requires a bit more complexity in the menus. For example, you can separately set the gamma, contrast, brightness, and backlight level of the 605's screen. The Touch, by comparison, doesn't even know what gamma is. So, if customizability is a desirable thing for you, the 605 will have you covered. But, if you're afraid of menus, then it may be a bit daunting until you read through the manual (a few times).
Media Performance
Overall, media playback is superb. Audio quality is high and videos look and sound awesome (even ones where the 605 has to up- or down-res to match the screen's resolution). The audio interface provides all the tag-based organization you'd expect -- Artist, Album, Genre, etc. -- with full album art support. The video interface even has nifty full-motion thumbnails, which is nice. Out of the box, the unit supports a variety of common formats (such as MP3, WMA, MPEG-4, WMV, and others; see the product webpage for complete info). Additional media formats (e.g., h.264 and MPEG-2) are supported through extra-cost plug-ins. One comment about the plug-ins: Archos takes the controversial approach of charging a fairly rock-bottom price for the hardware, but then charged non-trivial sums for plug-ins that provide additional functionality, such as the web browser ($30). If you don't need these plug-ins, then you'll likely feel like your 605 is a true bargain out of the box. However, if you do need several of the plug-ins, your sense of value will be diminished significantly. In the end, my feeling is that the 605 with all the plug-ins is competitively priced, just not the huge bargain it is bare-bones.
A couple of nifty things about media playback include the use of bookmarks (locations within individual files to go back to from the main screen) and playback at 1/8, 1/4, 1/2, 1X, 2X, and 4X normal speed. Plus, when playing back video, you get several options on how you want the video to be fit to the dimensions of the 650's 1.67:1 aspect screen (which is nice if you're picky about that like I am). Also, when viewing photos, you can use touchscreen actions to manipulate the images: a single swipe left-to-right (or right-to-left) advances to the next (previous) image; a swipe up (down) rotates the image counter-clockwise (clockwise); and holding your finger on a point on the image causes the 605 to zoom into the image until it reaches 100% resolution. A quick double-tap of the screen or a tap of the [X] button returns you to normal view.
Other Functions
Nobody buys a PMP mainly for web-browsing capabilities; that's always an afterthought. Thankfully, the 605's Opera-based browser is quite good. It provides Flash compatibility (for playing streaming video, such as from YouTube) and tabbed browsing (an Opera trademark). Rendering performance is so-so, but the screen's resolution means that typical pages are readable without a lot of side-scrolling. You cannot rotate the screen, so as long as you're OK with viewing webpages in landscape, you won't be disappointed.
The built-in 802.11g Wi-Fi is quite handy. The 605 not only includes a standard file management utility, it also lets you move and copy files from one location to another on your 605 and between your 605 and a computer elsewhere on the network you're on. Plus, it will stream media from locations on the network to the 605. I was able to watch an entire movie streamed wirelessly from a PC to the 605 without a single hitch...and it looked great! Fast-forward and rewind don't work when streaming, but pause does. Also, the 605 will talk to any UPnP media server active on the network, so if you're running Orb or TwonkyVision or something like that, the 605 will happily stream from it. You can also buy or rent content online through CinemaNow directly via the 605, which might be handy if you're stuck in an airport without a laptop and absolutely gotta have something to watch to pass the time.
Finally, the 605 offers a set of other functions that are nice touches. An Acrobat PDF viewer is included. Firmware updates can be done either via USB (after downloading to the PC from the Archos website) or directly to the 605 itself via Wi-Fi. If you purchase the additional DVR (digital video recording) dock and hook it up to a cable or antenna feed (via something else, though, as the dock only has S-Video and RCA inputs), you can schedule your 605 to record TV shows straight to MPEG-4. Of course, you can also record line-in audio and video as well, but that's not quite as trick as having your 605 emulate a mini-TiVo.
Conclusions
Overall, I like the 605 enough that I elected to keep it. It does what it does very well and tosses in some extra tricks in a fairly well-polished package. Sure, it has some rough spots -- the menu system and buttons are still a bit nutty and the codec support could be more extensive -- but it has met my rather modest needs 100%. Battery life is fair; I get about 4-4.5 hours of video playback on a charge (without Wi-Fi). I wish the unit had a regular USB port and that some of the codecs were included rather than handled via plug-ins, but these are all nitpicky details. The main thing that really matters, and the primary reason I'm happy with it, is the gorgeous screen. One look, and it was a done deal.
I'm sure I haven't covered everything here, so if you have questions about the 605, please ask.
Update: Mitch wrote in with a few comments and clarifications (thanks, mate!):
Very in-depth. A few things I would add:Existence of the mini dock and battery dock. These will allow direct interface to USB disk drives and industry standard cables. They also give you the ability to keep the unit playing indefinitely as they allow more charging current from external battery packs.
The Archos file manager will also allow you to move files between two other computers on your network. Nice if you're already in bed and remember that you need to put something on your laptop for the next day.
The MPEG-2 plug-in activates the digital audio out for 5.1 AC-3 surround sound.
Also includes 2 styli (yay!)
The DVR dock turns it into an Apple TV with a screen allowing you to wirelessly play content to your big screen as well as browse the web, rent or buy videos, etc.
Update #2: A few other things that occurred to me after I finished up the review:
- SD card reading/writing via the 605 is much slower than it is via a card reader, so only use it for that in an emergency.
- The unit is mostly stable except when updating the firmware. Both times I've updated it, it's reset itself and/or behaved weirdly until after I did a full shutdown (complete "off" versus the "standby" mode it typically resorts to when you hit the Power button).
- The browser is quite good, actually. If you've used Opera on one of the Nokia Internet Tablets, you'll know what I mean (same res screen).
- Charging the 605 via the USB cable is sloooow; it takes 5-6 hours to go from empty to a full charge. Charging it via A/C using one of the docks Archos sells, however, takes about half that time. So, getting a dock has benefits beyond just a bigger variety of outputs and inputs.
- Accessing the bookmarking feature from the main screen only works on the most recently played file, so you can't easily jump between videos or songs without manually selecting each and entering into the menus to go to where you left off before.
Posted by Craig in Home A/V and Mobile & PDAs and Movies & Books and Music & Audio and Technology and Travel and Wireless
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (0)January 14, 2008
'American Idol' Meets 'Monty Python'
And the results are horrifying. I guess it's about time to pack that show up.
I've only met two people who didn't "get" the humor in Monty Python and the Holy Grail and they were both about as smart as a bag of hammers.
Posted by Craig in Movies & Books and Popular Media and Society / Politics
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (0)December 28, 2007
Most Popular Media on Peer-to-Peer Networks
Wired has an interesting article that shows the media (recording artists, TV shows, and movies) most popular on the P2P networks (i.e., BitTorent). I was surprised...surprised by (a) two of my favorite shows were on the list, and (b) I'd heard of nearly nothing on the music list. I guess aging has its consequences, eh?
Anyway, here are the lists (for the full details, check out the Wired story):
Top Songs of 2007
1. Shop Boyz - "Party Like A Rock Star"
2. Akon - "I Wanna Luv U"
3. Sean Kingston - "Beautiful Girls"
4. Mims - "This Is Why I'm Hot"
5. Akon - "Don't Matter"
6. T-Pain - "Bartender"
7. Soulja Boy - "Crank Dat Soulja Boy"
8. Justin Timberlake - "My Love"
9. DJ Unk - "Walk It Out"
10. Jim Jones - "We Fly High"Top Music Artists of 2007
1. T.I.
2. T-Pain
3. Akon
4. 50 Cent
5. R. Kelly
6. Lil Wayne
7. Justin Timberlake
8. Fergie
9. Ludacris
10. Snoop DoggTop Movies of 2007
1. Resident Evil: Extinction
2. Pirates of The Caribbean: At World's End
3. I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
4. Ratatouille
5. Superbad
6. Beowulf
7. Transformers
8. American Gangster
9. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
10. StardustTop TV Shows of 2007
1. Heroes
2. Prison Break
3. Top Gear
4. Smallville
5. Desperate Housewives
6. House, M.D.
7. Lost
8. Grey's Anatomy
9. 24
10. Dexter
Posted by Craig in Industry and Internet and Movies & Books and Music & Audio and Popular Media and Society / Politics
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (0)December 24, 2007
Corporate Doublespeak Makes You Look Silly
I just received a notice that my Blockbuster.com subscription pricing would be increasing at the end of the year. My original plan price was $14.99, then was increased to 17.99 earlier this year, and is now going up to $19.99. So I went to the Blockbuster website to see about alternate plans.
Upon reviewing the currently available plans I noticed that none of them seemed to offer the two monthly "e-coupons" (good for one free movie or game rental each) that I get now. Upon searching their FAQs for clarification, here's what I found:
Question: Why don't I receive e-coupons? My friend receives an e-coupon each month.
Answer: We recently enhanced our plans to provide our subscribers with more options. As part of this effort, e-coupons were eliminated from most of, but not all, our plans. If you have friends who still receive e-coupons, it may be because they are on one of the older plans that still include e-coupons.
Hold the fort. When they "enhanced their plans" to "give more options," they eliminated coupons good for one free anything in the store? What's more flexible than that? How can the elimination of a great feature like this be either an "enhancement" or "give me more options?" This kind of doublespeak makes Blockbuster look silly, if not downright disingenuous.
C'mon, Blockbuster...you can do better by your customers than this.So, in the interest of honesty, here's what I suggest as an alternate FAQ:
Question: Why don't I receive e-coupons? My friend receives an e-coupon each month.
Answer: We recently changed our plans to better serve more customers in a cost-effective manner. Coupons were confusing to some customers and were not used by most, suggesting that we could do better by focusing on other aspects of our service.* As a result, we eliminated e-coupons from all plans available to new members. If you have friends who still receive e-coupons, it may be because they are on one of the older plans that still include e-coupons.
* I made this sentence up just to give some reasonable justification for their decision. In my experience, customers are much more willing to work with you and accommodate your pricing/terms if the rationale behind them is clearly explained and reasonable (i.e., not overly advantageous to the provider).
Posted by Craig in Industry and Movies & Books
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (0)August 21, 2007
Do NOT Read This Blog Post!
Instead, why not read a book? Chances are that you're not reading as much as you used to...or should.
Posted by Craig in Movies & Books and Society / Politics
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (0)July 18, 2007
Do Not Tell Me About Harry Potter!
I do NOT want to know what happens in the final book until I read it myself, thank you very much.
Posted by Craig in Movies & Books
Permanent link to this entryJuly 4, 2007
Transformers
As most any avid fan knows, the Transformers movie is opening today.
I was a huge fan of the toys and cartoons when I was a kid. That fact was reinforced when I happened upon this old Polaroid of me on my 14th birthday.

My buddy Greg also has a kick-ass Transformers collection, so I know where to go when I need a fix. But until I can visit, the movie will have to sate my appetite. If you see it, leave a comment and let me know what you think.
Posted by Craig in Family and Movies & Books and Other
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (2)May 1, 2007
Ziova Clearstream CS510 HD Network Media Player

This is a review of the new Ziova Clearstream CS510 High-Definition Network Media Player. Ziova (nee Zensonic), a small Australian consumer electronics firm, announced this puppy at CES 2007, but just recently (i.e., last week) started shipping units out for review. After I submitted a review request to the company a few months ago, one landed on my doorstep on Friday and I put it through its paces over the past few days. Here are some initial thoughts.
First, what it is. The CS510 is a home A/V appliance that streams/plays content located on your home network (via Ethernet or 802.11b/g) or attached storage (USB 2.0) to your home theater (TV and/or stereo system). The CS510 differentiates itself from the unwashed masses of network media streamers by virtue of a few unique (or uncommon) features:
It serves up HD-quality video output (720p and 1080i) and 5.1 surround sound
It has the ability to play content directly from an attached mass storage device (i.e., no PC is needed to decode the content)
It offers up Windows network browsing via SMBI will not enumerate the unit's specs here because that information is available from the Ziova website: overview, features, and reasonably complete technical specs
Below are some photos of the CS510 hardware and screen shots of its on-screen interface and output (if some of the screen shots look a little off-kilter or skewed, realize that I simply took handheld snapshots of the TV...the CS510's output was always completely orthogonal ;-):

The box. Sturdy enough for a 21-lb toddler to stand on.
Inside the box. This is definitely not Apple-style packaging here.
Contents. From upper left is: power cable, CS510, composite audio/video cable (wha?), installation CD (UPnP software, manual, etc.), Ethernet cable, remote control and batteries (woot!), and very decent printed user manual. A single USB 2.0 port is located on the front of the unit (why not one on the back, too?) along with the display and power button.
Rear ports. Most everything you might need.
The unit's serial number and both MACs are pre-printed on the user manual, a nice touch.
The remote is decent: big, squishy buttons, mostly in the right place, and a grippy texture.
Startup splash screen. Re-booting takes about 1 minute.
Main menu.
Main music menu. This allows you to select the source of the content you want to play (similar screen is used in Photos and Video). You cannot pull content from multiple sources (e.g., USB drive and a network share) during a single playback session.
List of folders (in this case, artists) containing music on a network share. And before you critique my taste in music, some of that is my wife's (all the non-cool stuff...yeah...that's it).
Video setup. Extensive options available for playback and output depending on what is hooked up to the unit's A/V ports.
Screen-shot of 720p output (this is shown on a 43" Samsung 720p DLP set) of an upconverted near-VGA-resolution (624x352, 132 kbps) Xvid file. I know it's impossible to get much information from this because it's a 600-pixel image down-rezzed from a 5MP digital camera image of a 720p TV's output of an upconverted stream of a compressed, resized video file transcoded from a recording of an OTA HDTV source. Suffice to say that the on-screen image quality was very, very good given the limitations of the file it was playing.
Another shot of different source material (640x352, 215kbps Xvid).
Yet another source material (640x288, 192kbps Xvid). The reason I didn't bother testing HD content as an input is that (a) I didn't have anything on hand better than 480p that was DRM-free (this unit doesn't handle DRM-laden HD video content), and (b) I assumed it would look better anyway (less upconversion going on). For me, the true test was how well it displayed the same content I play on my Treo and laptop when out and about.
Fast-forward 8X (see upper left of screen). FFWD goes up to 32X (way better than 11).
The dreaded hourglass...get used to this as you'll be seeing it a lot (more on that below).
Wha?! But...you were playing it perfectly well just a moment ago...
Yes, a weather channel (just in case you can't get the weather on your TV, your phone, your game console, your PDA, your laptop, or your AM/FM radio).THE GOOD:
The unit has many desirable qualities, including: Upconverted video quality is excellent. Even VGA-resolution MPEG-4 looks quite good at 720p (what I tested). Sound quality seems good, although I will be the first to admit that I do not have an audiophile's ear (all our MP3 music is encoded at 160kbps or 192kbps anyway).
Hardware offers good connectivity and lots of flexibility. Network connection can be wired (although not Gigabit Ethernet) or wireless (802.11g/b). The A/V outputs provided represent what most people would need/want. There are multiple ways of getting content into the unit, including UPnP media server, direct network share browsing, connected mass storage, and (in the case of music) Internet streams. Lots of options should satisfy nearly everyone.
Massively compatible with DRM-free content. The device decodes and/or streams nearly every common audio and video format. I know of no device short of a full PC that can handle such a wide variety of formats.
Menu system easy to navigate and understand.
Direct network content navigation via Windows SMB means that you can play content on the network without running TwonkyVision or any other media server software. That's a very handy feature and sets the standard for other network media players in terms of accessibility.
The remote feels good. It has a rubbery coating very similar to that on good D-SLR cameras.
Future promise. The unit seems capable of doing a lot of interesting and useful things. The weather channel seems like a preview of that. Plus, firmware upgrades could resolve a lot of the things that weren't so appealing about this unit...
THE BAD:
In my opinion, there are several ways the unit fails to live up to my expectations or could stand improvement, such as: For all but the most basic use, you need to use the TV to interact with your music collection. There are no navigation buttons on the CS510 itself and the unit's front display, which only shows a single line of 12 characters, is quite irritating to use as the only means of navigation. Scrolling through options is much slower when you can't see a few items ahead. This makes it a relatively poor audio player (at least compared to the reasonable 4-line display on the SMC EZ-Stream) since there's really little reason to have the TV on when you're just listening to music (and many reasons to want it off). Some may find a 1-line display adequate; I did not.
Sloooooow, especially when managing large media collections like ours. Our music collection includes some 16,000+ tracks, and bringing up a menu of all artist folders via the network took roughly 5 minutes. Doing the same task via USB took almost 3 minutes. That's unusable in my opinion. Plus, there are lots of little delays, like the 5-6 seconds between pushing the remote's "Menu" button and the main menu actually appearing on screen, which further impair the user experience.
Can be flaky when interacting with UPnP servers other than TwonkyVision (e.g., likes to lock up when trying to get content via Orb). To be fair, Ziova doesn't claim that the CS510 will work with Orb, so that's probably an unfair and inappropriate complaint. I only mention it because many people have their favorite UPnP server software and don't want to have to switch to something else if they don't have to.
Fast-foward and Rewind on streaming video takes FOREVER to actually engage. Hitting FFWD twice on the remote to go to 4X forward resulted in the video pausing for 57 seconds before it actually started fast-fowarding. I asked the Ziova rep about this and he basically pointed to the limitations of the Sigma EM8620L chipset that handles most heavy lifting done by the CS510. That chipset contains a rather meager 166MHz processor (!), only 64MB of RAM, and is neither upgradeable nor can it address any additional external memory. So, the unit is less responsive than ideal and you get situations like this. Ziova did engineer in both a "seek" feature and a "skip ahead X seconds" feature to help overcome this FFWD/RWD malaise, but they aren't exact substitutes.
Exiting from 16X and 32X FFWD (by hitting Play) often results in the player locking up. The only recourse I found in that situation is to cycle the power.
Inconsistent 802.11 connectivity. The CS510 often lost connection to our router despite the router sitting just 3 feet away from the unit (it was the only device in network to exhibit that issue). The Ziova rep said this was an issue they were currently working on and should be resolved in a future firmware update.
No detailed media information shown in lists. For example, no ID3 tag info (e.g., year, artist, genre, album, etc.) is displayed for MP3 tracks when scanning through lists of songs.
Currently no way to concoct a playlist of music on the device itself. Moreover, content can't be streamed from multiple sources in the same session (e.g., you cannot tell the CS510 to intersperse music from a USB directory and a network share during the same continuous play session; instead, you must play content from one source, switch sources, and then play content from the other source). This seems like a very silly limitation.
Interface is utilitarian and generally not very inspired. Compared to more innovative interfaces like Apple's Front Row, the CS510's interface is very me-too in the same vein as Windows Media Center and Myth TV (functional but unexciting). A minor quibble for someone who favors function over form most of the time.
Lots of setting changes require rebooting the unit. Want to enable UPnP support? OK...reboot. Want to change your LAN connection mode? OK...reboot. That gets old pretty quickly, especially when the unit I tested seemed to occasionally lose its ability to find UPnP servers on network and the only way to re-enable that was to go into Settings, turn UPnP support off, reboot, turn it back on, reboot, and then scan for UPnP servers. Not the most fun way to spend 5-6 minutes.
SUMMARY
I was pretty excited about this device when I heard about it. Now that I've had some hands-on time, I'm optimistic that the next version of the CS510 may be something I would be willing to purchase for home use. At a $249 MSRP, I can't say I heartily recommend this unit -- it just has too many niggling deficiencies for me to say it's a good choice. But, it's close. If you're desperate to play back digitized content on your home theater, want lots of flexibility, willing to put up with some strange behavior and waiting time, and don't already have an HTPC set up, the CS510 might be just what you're looking for.Posted by Craig in Home A/V and Movies & Books and Music & Audio and Technology and Wireless
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (1)April 12, 2007
G'bye, Kurt
Posted by Craig in Movies & Books and Society / Politics
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (0)December 19, 2006
Archie Comics Transmogrified
Wired's headline -- Archie Comics Gets Horrible New Look -- needs no elaboration by me, especially when one sees the new style of "artwork" the venerable comic just unveiled (new on the left, old on the right):
In a word: BLECH!
Posted by Craig in Movies & Books
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (0)May 29, 2006
Review (with spoilers) of X-Men: The Last Stand
Warning: This review includes movie spoilers.X-Men: The Last Stand is unsatisfying fare for all but the most indiscriminant of movie-goers.
The plot goes something like this:
1. Cyclops goes to sulk at Alkali Lake. Jean Gray comes back to life as Dark Phoenix and kills him. Everyone mourns.
2. A company announces it has developed a "cure" for the mutant gene. A range of emotions are expressed. Storm continues her tradition of silly and/or obvious statements.
3. Charles Xavier and Magneto go to the childhood home of Jean Gray to try to convince her to not destroy the planet accidentally. She gets angry and kills Xavier. Wolverine cries like a little girl. Everyone mourns.
4. Rogue goes off to get cured so she can make wild monkey-love to Iceman.
5. Magneto continues recruiting his Brotherhood to fight the cure and hides out in the woods. Wolverine goes to find Jean, who has joined Magneto, and Magneto kicks his ass.
6. The Brotherhood takes over Alcatraz, which is where the cure is being produced and stored.
7. The X-Men stop them with a big battle. Magneto is "cured" of his powers and runs away. Wolverine kills Dark Phoenix/Jean Gray and cries like a little girl. Everyone mourns.
8. Magneto makes a metal chess piece wobble (implying the cure is temporary) and the movie ends.
After the credits, there's an additional short bit that suggests Professor X might have transferred his consciousness to a new body, but that's a pretty lame attempt at reconciliation.
So let me sum up: Three of the founding X-Men get killed, Wolverine cries TWICE, and there were at least three incongruencies with the comics (e.g., according to the film, Juggernaut is a mutant).
The whole film seems rushed -- we never get the chance to think about what's going on before we're bombarded by a new set of explosions, gun battles, or general violence and mayhem. Nobody gets any real opportunity to act (except Storm and Wolverine, and those attempts were pitiful), let alone develop characters beyond what we learned in the previous films. Sure, the special effects were fine and dandy, but the writing and overall plot just didn't do the finale justice, especially when compared to the excellence exhibited in the first two movies. Brett Ratner was true to his history -- this movie is a big-time action movie. The problem is, the first two were all that PLUS so much more.
My conclusion is that this is a sad way to end what would have been by far the best comic book film trilogy ever produced. Now, I don't even expect I'll buy the DVD of X-Men: The Last Stand when it comes out.
My Rating: 6 (out of 10)
Posted by Craig in Movies & Books
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (4)May 25, 2006
X-Men Quiz on MSNBC.com
Whereas most web quizzes are trivially easy for any reasonable fan of the topic, this X-Men quiz on MSNBC.com is fairly tough. It even throws in a couple of questions that have little to do with the X-Men, just to test your mettle.
I got a 77%...how did you do?
Posted by Craig in Movies & Books
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (1)May 13, 2006
X-Men: The Last Stand
Less than two weeks now until X-Men: The Last Stand hits movie theaters!
[cue girlish scream of joyful anticipation]
Posted by Craig in Movies & Books
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (2)January 24, 2006
Upcoming Movies for 2006
CNN.com has a nice review of the major films slated to come out in 2006. Read the article: X-Men, Superman and the impossible (CNN.com).
The most depressing statement in the whole piece is this: "Jackman said 'X3' would conclude the 'X-Men' trilogy." NOOOOO!
Posted by Craig in Movies & Books
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (0)January 18, 2006
Why Are All Movies the Same Price at the Theater?
I think about this and it makes no sense. I go to the movie theater and every movie playing there is the same price (too high, mind you, but that's a different issue). Why is this so?
Surely the independent/international documentary that cost $7 million to make should be cheaper to see than the latest Hollywood special effects-spectacular with a production budget of $100 million. Surely a ticket to the 8-person cast, 92-minute romantic comedy should be less expensive than one to the 3-hour-plus mega-blockbuster sci-fi-fantasy adventure. Yet they all cost the same. How can this be?
Is it a function of distribution economics? The cheap documentary is only showing in 500 theaters, so it needs to charge more per seat than what would seem to make sense?
Or is it a function of commercialization and franchising? The disposable romantic comedy won't get the added revenue from lunchboxes, action figures, and playing cards, so it needs to charge more per seat than one would otherwise expect?
I don't know the answer...do you?
Posted by Craig in Industry and Movies & Books
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (12)December 13, 2005
X-Men 3 Trailer...OMFG!
This looks awesome! It's going to be hard waiting another 5+ months.
If you're a fan of the first two X-Men movies, you've probably already seen this, but if you haven't, check it out now:
X-Men 3 Trailer
(Apple Quicktime website, requires Quicktime plug-in)Posted by Craig in Movies & Books
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (0)December 8, 2005
The Funniest Movies of All Time
A friend and I were debating this very question: what are the funniest movies of all time?
By that, I don't mean what are the best comedy movies. I mean which movies made me laugh the most.
We agreed on some and disagreed on others. Here's my initial short list, in chronological order.

Blazing Saddles (1974)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
Airplane! (1980)
Caddyshack (1980)
A Christmas Story (1983)
Ghostbusters (1984)
This is Spinal Tap (1984)
Raising Arizona (1987)
Fargo (1996)
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)Posted by Craig in Movies & Books
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (14)October 31, 2005
Should Movies Appear in Theaters and on DVD at the Same Time?
According to The Hollywood Reporter, M. Night Shyamalan ('Sixth Sense' and 'The Village') says he'll stop making movies if the industry adopts simultaneous release.
On the other hand, Steven Soderbergh ('Traffic' and 'Ocean's Eleven') is already ramping up production of several films for just such a distribution model.
Some blame it on the theaters (crappy, overpriced experience) while some blame it on the rise of home theater setups (which may be a reaction to the theater's crappy, overpriced experience).
What do you think? Should movies come out in multiple media on a single day, or should the current distribution model (or some variation of it) continue to dominate?
Posted by Craig in Industry and Movies & Books and Popular Media
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (1)October 15, 2005
The Open Source Collaborative Novel
Imagine this: someone crafts the outline for a new novel -- characters and a detailed series of plot elements -- and then invites a bunch of people (hopefully writers with a modicum of talent) to craft the actual content using some of the same collaborative techniques that have been honed in the open source software community. Then, the novel continues to evolve as future contributors come up with better writing to replace, or enhance, existing text.
Is this possible? I think it is. Imagine running it like a software project. The main architect sets up the parameters (key characters and their important attributes, signature plot devices, milestones for each chapter, etc.) and the coders (writers) fill in the details. There'd need to be checkers for consistency and continuity, and that's where the user community (readers) could hopefully help a lot ("hey, here in chapter 2 on page 32, you said Bob is wearing a Yankees hat when we know he's a National League fan.")
Perhaps a more important question is whether or not this approach would be desirable. I think it could be a unique way to construct a novel, or, perhaps even the foundation for a completely open source (i.e., copyright-free) foundation for fan fiction and amateur writers. Who knows...if it were successful enough, maybe even professionals would enjoy using some of its elements in their own writings.
Does anybody know if something like this already exists?
Posted by Craig in Internet and Movies & Books
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (3)July 7, 2005
Preview: 'Fantastic Four' (Opens July 8, 2005)
I was able to see a sneak preview of Fantastic Four, the latest of a long line of movie adaptations of Marvel comic series. Given the heritage of the venerable FF comic, expectations for this movie have been exceedingly high.Without giving away any of the plot, and without going into any depth about the characters (you can find that many other places anyway), I will say this: it is not a fantastic movie.
The casting/acting was variable -- I thought Torch and Thing were OK, but Invisible Girl and Mr. Fantastic were awful. Dr. Doom was nothing special either.
Special effects were OK, but certainly nothing cutting edge or new.
The script, and writing in general, was perhaps one of the more awful things I've seen on screen. It was sophomoric and completely without nuance or subtlety. The audience is bludgeoned over the head with every piece of information -- even the foreshadowing is nothing but stale and obvious plays on words, generally eliciting groans when it's even acknowledged.
My brother-in-law, who runs FFPlaza.com, a Fantastic Four fansite, gave it a 6 out of 10. I think when your most ardent fans pan it like that, the rest of us schlubs don't have much to look forward to. At least it ain't Daredevil.
Posted by Craig in Movies & Books
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (0)May 20, 2005
Movie News: SW3 Box Office and X-Men 3 Casting
From Rotten Tomatoes come excerpts of some interesting news regarding movies I'm excited about:
"Sith" Breaks Single Day Record with $50M Debut
"According to Exhibitor Relations, "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith" did a record-breaking single day gross of $50M at the box office on Thursday. This includes the $16.5M from midnight screenings, which is also a record."I'm glad because, you know, it breaks my heart to see Lucas bumming smokes outside the 7-Eleven.
Kelsey Grammar to play Beast (in X-Men 3)
"...TV's Frasier Crane (Kelsey Grammer) will be playing the fan-favorite Beast in Matthew Vaughn's "X-Men 3." Those who doubt the connection between TV's longtime psychiatrist and a 400-pound hulking blue brute need only remember that Beast (a.k.a. Dr. Hank McCoy) is the resident super-genius within the X-Men lair."As long as Stewart and McKellen come back, it should be good. I'm not sure about Vaughn as director, so we'll just have to wait and see. While the Dark Phoenix storyline isn't a bad choice, I'm disappointed that there won't be any Sentinals roaming around (how I loves them big robots).
Posted by Craig in Movies & Books
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (0)April 15, 2005
My Blockbuster.com Movie Rental List
I don't know if this is a new feature or not, but I just found out that I can pull up a list of every movie I've rented from Blockbuster.com, when it was sent to me, and when I returned it. This is pretty nifty info to be able to pull up. Here's the list of what we've rented since we joined last November:
Elf [P&S] (2003) Godfather (1972) Last Samurai [WS] (2003) Mean Girls [WS] (2004) 13 Going on 30 (2004) Donnie Darko (2001) Jersey Girl (2004) Raising Helen [WS] (2004) I, Robot [WS] (2004) Nightmare Before Christmas [Special Edition] (1993) Bad Santa (2003) Control Room (2003) United States of Leland (2002) Minority Report [WS] (2002) Casablanca [Special Edition] (1942) Elephant (2003) Mona Lisa Smile [WS] (2003) Dr. Strangelove [40th Anniversary Special Edition] (1964) Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood [WS] (2002) Modern Times (1936) Terminal [WS] (2004) Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch's War on Journalism (2004) Soylent Green (1973) Grosse Pointe Blank (1997) School Ties (1992) Night in Casablanca (1946) Saved! [WS] (2003) One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest [Special Edition] (1975) Terminator [Special Edition] (1984) Amelie (2001) Army of Darkness [Limited Edition] (1992) Top Gun [Collector's Edition] [WS] - Bonus Disc (1986) Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle [Unrated] (2004) Cutting Edge (1992) Taxi Driver [Collector's Edition] (1976) Andromeda Strain (1971)
What I wish they'd do is offer up a little RSS feed of what I currently have out so I could add that feed to my blog's index page. Instead of a "Now Playing" showing what I'm listening to (as many people have), it could automatically show what movies we're watching.
Posted by Craig in Internet and Movies & Books
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (5)March 24, 2005
E-books Come to Cellphones in Japan
For some reason, CNN thinks it's just incredible that the Japanese are reading entire books on their cellphone screens [Read "A mobile page turner".]
People have been reading novels and books on small-screened devices, like PDAs and phones, for years. Back in 1996, I purchased the 1MB memory upgrade card for my Pilot 1000 so I could have enough room to take three entire e-books with me on my honeymoon (I'm not unromantic...it was a long flight and my wife prefers to sleep on planes). Where did I get them? MemoWare. Of course, back then, it was called the Pilot MemoWarehouse, since most of the content on the site was in the form of importable text documents ('Memos').
To this day, I prefer to read books on my handheld than real books. Why? I don't need the light to be on, I never lose my place, and I can carry virtually unlimited books around with me without adding bulk to my bag or pockets. While the Japanese do have one feature that we don't -- downloable chapter-at-a-time subscriptions -- doing that isn' necessary when you can stuff a 1GB memory card in your smartphone.
So, kudos to CNN! You've uncovered a story that would have been interesting nearly a decade ago.
Posted by Craig in Mobile & PDAs and Movies & Books
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (0)March 10, 2005
DVD on the Treo 650
Now that my daily PDA, a palmOne Treo 650, has a decently high-res screen (320x320), I've been playing around with some tools that let me rip DVDs to the Xvid format at resolutions that behave well on the device's screen. I'm certainly not the first to do this, but in case you haven't tried it, I'd recommend it -- it's not as difficult as I thought and the results are pretty excellent, actually.
Within 10 minutes of starting the installation, I was able to begin ripping Monty Python and the Holy Grail. At 304x240 resolution with 80kbps audio, the resulting good-quality AVI file was only 300MB. That easily fits on, and can be played directly from, my 1GB SD card (it amazes me to think I could have several complete movies in my phone at any given time). The actual ripping time will depend on your PC hardware, and my aging desktop at home ripped the movie in about real-time.

The tools I used to do this are Pocket-DVD Studio (desktop DVD ripper) and MMPlayer (MPEG-4 player for Palm OS). Neither is 100% bug-free -- I've had both crash so far -- but they get the job done and are being improved constantly. At $32 and $15 respectively, they're not expensive, but neither are they free (they do have free demos, so you can try them out without making a commitment). But if it's potentially worth $47 to you to have your movies on your handheld -- or just to make your friends envious -- give these apps a try.
Posted by Craig in Mobile & PDAs and Movies & Books
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (2)February 17, 2005
'Hitchhiker's Guide' Trailer at Amazon.com
Everyone's favorite hilarious sci-fi novel, Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has (finally) been adapted for the big screen. Catch the trailer here (looks reasonably funny). Or, check out the film-makers' blog (not so funny).Since HHGTTG is one of the few books I've willingly read multiple times, I'm happy to see it come out in movie format if only to get more people to read the books.
Posted by Craig in Movies & Books
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (0)December 19, 2004
Crichton's 'State of Fear' too preachy and reliant on bunk science
The meteorologists over at Weather Underground have put up an interesting review/refutation of Michael Crichton's latest book, State of Fear. Crichton, who has made his mark as an author who grounds his stories in actual science, lets his personal opinons about global warming (his take: it ain't happening) get in the way of telling a compelling story.
Apparently, his "hero" in the story spends so much time sermonizing and spreading misguided information in the guise of "educating" the other characters that the overall tempo and storyline leave a lot to be desired.
After the rather unappetizing book that Timeline was, and the laughable depiction of nanotechnology in Prey, it makes you wonder if Crichton has lost his touch.
Posted by Craig in Movies & Books and Society / Politics
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (2)November 7, 2004
'The Incredibles' -- go see it...now!
We saw Pixar's 'The Incredibles' yesterday. Jeez, what a fun movie. All the hype didn't even begin to prepare me for how terrific it is.
Posted by Craig in Movies & Books
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (0)March 29, 2004
Get 'Free Culture' for...well...Free!
Lawrence Lessig's new book, Free Culture: How Big Media Uses Technology and the Law to Lock Down Culture and Control Creativity is available as a free e-book download as well as a non-free dead-tree edition. Go for the former.
Posted by Craig in Movies & Books
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (0)March 22, 2004
'Dawn of the Dead' Tops 'The Passion' at Box Office

I guess movie-goers just can't get enough of people coming back from the dead.
Links: full story | Movie site
Posted by Craig in Movies & Books
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (1)January 17, 2004
Banjo Boy Returns

Long before Paris, Nicole and "The Simple Life" confirmed Arkansas to be the center of the hick universe, the world took a pretty dim view of Georgia due to John Boorman's 1972 film "Deliverance". Possibly Burt Reynolds' only decent film, Deliverance struck nerves where we didn't even know they existed. Along with ruining Ned Beatty in any film thereafter (for me), its dueling banjos scene at the gas station remains one of my faves in all of filmdom.
Last fall I Tivo'd an unedited version of Deliverance off of TNT and was perusing through it last night. I watched dueling banjos a few times and started wondering about the sad little banjo kid and what happened to him. Surprisingly I found that after 31 years of anonymity, Billy Redden has returned in Tim Burton's "Big Fish". Read about it in this New Yorker article.
Posted by Mitch in Movies & Books
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (0)January 13, 2004
Ringing in a New Record

A new record has been set by The Lord Of The Rings: The Return of the King....for how long the final credits roll.
Back in 1922, the film Nosferatu credited 11 cast members in 1 minute and 35 seconds.
Star Wars credited 143 people. The Matrix listed 151. The Two Towers credited 559 names, and by the time Matrix: Revolutions rolled around, there were 701 people on the credits. The credits for Titanic lasted all of 7 minutes.
But the final installment of J.R.R. Tolkien's epic beats them all....at a whopping 9 minutes and 33 seconds.
Posted by Sam in Movies & Books
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (2)January 6, 2004
The Lord of the Rings Wireless Games

Wireless software publisher JAMDAT Mobile has announced that it is launching wireless games based on The Lord of the Rings epic. Available through Verizon Wireless' Get it Now service, the games suite include six separate apps:
The Return of the King is an eight-level scrolling adventure game with Aragorn, Frodo, Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas, Pippin and Sam battling Orcs, Uruk-hai, Trolls, the Army of the Dead, Shelob and other foes.
The Lord of the Rings Trivia includes more than 360 trivia questions covering characters, objects and locations and more from all three chapters of the Ring trilogy.
The Lord of the Rings Pinball is a fast two-table pinball game wrapped in a Middle-Earth theme.
Wallpapers offer various Middle-Earth images including characters, locations, scenes, and maps. Finally, The Lord of The Rings Tones Player provides ring tones based on the musical score.
Posted by Sam in Gaming and Mobile & PDAs and Movies & Books and Popular Media and Wireless
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (0)January 3, 2004
New Fiction from J. Michael Straczynski

Since early November, Amazon.com has been showcasing exclusive articles and stories by well-known authors and celebrities.
The latest is a short story, The Salvation of Lyman Terrell, by one of my favorite authors and scriptwriters of all time, J. Michael Straczynski.
Set in the near future, this story about a lawyer with a life-and-death dilemma is standard twilight zone fare, but affords Straczynski followers with a piece not available elsewhere.
Straczynski is a Hugo-award-winning writer, and producer for such television series as The New Twilight Zone; Murder, She Wrote; and Walker, Texas Ranger. He is also the writer for Marvel Comics' The Amazing Spider-Man and Supreme Power.
However, many will always remember Straczynski as the creator, writer and force of nature behind the science fiction epic Babylon 5.
Posted by Sam in Movies & Books
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (1)December 31, 2003
Adobe's New EBookstore
Software company Adobe Systems recently opened an online store offering customers digital content in Adobe Portable Document Format (PDF).
The Adobe Digital Media Store offers ebooks from publishers such as Simon & Schuster, HarperCollins, McGraw-Hill, and Random House, and includes links to digital publications such as BusinessWeek, Popular Science, the New York Times, and USA Today.
Adobe's move is the latest chapter in the two-steps-forward, one-step-back saga of the ebook industry, which last saw Barnes and Noble exit the ebook market.
Based on Adobe Reader 6.0, digital content from the Digital Media Store uses a digital rights management (DRM) scheme that allows users to view paid-for material on desktop computers and Palm OS-based handheld computers.
Posted by Sam in Industry and Mobile & PDAs and Movies & Books and Popular Media
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (0)December 27, 2003
Monty Python Autobiography

CNN
has a great review of the history of Monty Python, the world's greatest comedy troupe, which has written a group autobiography. The Pythons (St. Martin's/Thomas Dunne Books) was written by the group itself. I expect it may be funny.Posted by Craig in Movies & Books
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (0)December 23, 2003
The Best Ring Ever

It's no surprise that "The Return of the King," the final installment of "The Lord of the Rings" is racking up $$$ at the box office. According to studio estimates, the movie brought in $73.6 million during its first weekend and $125.1 million since Wednesday when it debuted.
Better yet, the film recorded the global total of $246.1 million during its first five days, breaking the previous record of $202.8 set by the finall installment of "The Matrix."
Now all those numbers are meaningless if the movie doesn't live up to the hype, but it does. I just saw the finall installment over the weekend, and I am thrilled to see that finally someone has done Tolkien justice! Peter Jackson will be remembered forever in posterity as the one who fulfilled the impossible: translating the vision of Tolkien into the big screen. The Ring has been building up momentum ever since the first installment "The Fellowship of the Ring" came out two years ago, and this final installment culminates into a crescendo of finale that is ultimately satisfying. Although the ending has to be compromised in the movie (the original ending by Tolkien is long and winding), it is nevertheless satisfying to see the return of halcyon days, and I, for one, am saddened to see the whole series come to an end. The main theme of "humanity" triumphing over evil through friendship, faith, hope, courage, perserverance, and maturity is both precious and eternal in my book.
The Lord of the Rings has been one of my favorite books, and the movie series is now ranked as one of my favorite movies. If you haven't seen it, go out and see it. What are you waiting for?
Posted by Ken in Movies & Books
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (6)December 15, 2003
Wicked

Three years ago while waiting for a flight to take off or land or board or get de-iced or some other air travel inconvenience, I noticed the guy next to me was reading a book with an interesting name, "Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West" by Gregory Maguire. A conversation ensued and he told me how wonderful the book was and that I just had to read it. I did a few days later and Wicked instantly became one of my all-time favorite books.
The Wicked Witch of the West was my ultimate horror when I was a little kid. She absolutely scared the holy crap out of me and I just loved it. I can remember watching The Wizard of Oz on our old black and white TV with my hand perched on the channel dial. When the Witch made an appearance, I had to quickly change channels and then switch back and forth a little bit at a time. I just could not handle her in large doses and those small doses gave me nightmares for several days. What an awful woman! I was doubly freaked when I first saw her on a color TV and learned that she was green. Ick.
Maguire's book put a wonderfully woven history behind her and creatively explained a lot of the things that I had always wondered about her. Like, where did those flying monkeys come from? Why is she so green? What's she so pissed about? What's up with those slippers?
Now, my favorite book is a musical on Broadway starring Kristin Chenowith as Glinda and Idina Menzel as Elphaba the Wicked Witch of the West. It's playing at the Gershwin in NYC. If I can figure out a way to get up there and see it, I'll report back.
Posted by Mitch in Movies & Books and Popular Media
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (2)November 26, 2003
More Marvel Comics Movies on the Way
At the Marvel Enterprises annual meeting last week, the company announced that nearly a dozen movies based on Marvel comics are on the way, including the following all scheduled for 2006 releases: X-Men 3, the follow-up to X-Men and X-Men Reloaded...er...I mean X-Men United (which, by the way, came out on DVD yesterday) -- the studio and fans expect that all major players from the first two movies will be back for #3
Nick Fury, one of Marvel's lesser-known comics
The sequel to The Hulk will be coming (why? why?!?)
Captain America, which could be awesome
Iron Fist -- now if it was Power Man and Iron Fist, then I'd be excited
Namor, a.k.a. Sub-Mariner -- think Aquaman but fishier and more like Mr. Spock from Star Trek
Other tidbits related to Marvel's movie-making include the disappointing news that The Fantastic Four has been pushed back from winter of next year (2004) to summer of 2005, and Nick Cage has agreed to play John Blaze (better known as Ghost Rider). Man, Stan Lee's gotta be loving life right about now (as if he ever stopped). Let's hope all these are MUCH better than the two stinkers we just witnessed over the summer: The Hulk and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. (peeyew)
Comics2Film.com has some really good info and message boards (and an RSS feed to boot!)
Posted by Craig in Movies & Books
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (12)November 20, 2003
Review: 'American Gods' by Neil Gaiman
I just finished Neil Gaiman's 2003 book, American Gods. One might call this 'contemporary fantasy' and would be reasonably accurate, although the novel combines features of a lot of different genres.I really enjoyed this book. It's pretty long -- it took me about twice as long to read this as Michael Crichton's Timeline (although they're completely different types of novels). Despite its length (I would say "thickness," but I read the ebook version), American Gods entertains and engages from start to finish. I really enjoyed Gaiman's ability to use the style of the text to contribute to the character or event being described. Sometimes the writing is fast and loose and at other times it is detailed and specific, depending on the context. I was also impressed at the vast lexicon from which Gaimain pulls; I found myself using the dictionary built into PalmReader on at least a dozen occasions, and some of them I think he just made up.
This book is fantastic enough that you can let yourself sink into it without questioning the realism of every detail, yet realistic enough that you're constantly amazed by the elements of fantasty. Overall, excellent reading...give it a whirl.
Posted by Craig in Movies & Books
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (1)The Robot Hall of Fame: First Inductees

Carnegie Mellon University's Robot Hall of Fame recognizes excellence in robotics technology, honoring real-world robots and fictional robots that have inspired scientific accomplishments.
Recently, CMU announced the first inductees into the Hall of Fame, chosen by a jury from 32 nominees.
The honorees: Sojourner, NASA's Mars Pathfinder Microrover Flight Experiment (MFEX) robot; Unimate, the first industrial robot; R2-D2, the droid from the Star Wars movie trilogy; and HAL, the ship-board computer from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Jacob R. Matijevic of NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory accepted for the Sojourner rover. Joseph F. Engelberger, whose company Unimation installed the first robots on a General Motors assembly line in 1961, accepted for Unimate. Kathleen Holliday of Lucasfilm, accepted for R2-D2. Arthur C. Clarke sent a special message from Sri Lanka, on behalf of HAL.
Also on hand for the celebration were David Prowse (Darth Vader) and Kenny Baker (R2-D2) from the first Star Wars episode.
The public is invited to nominate robots for the next induction ceremony, to be held in October 2004, celebrating the 25th anniversary of Carnegie Mellon's Robotics Institute.
Posted by Sam in Computing and Industry and Movies & Books and Other and Society / Politics
Permanent link to this entry | Comments (0)November 16, 2003
Review: 'The Matrix: Revolutions'
After watching The Matrix: Revolutions, the third (and hopefully final) installation of the Matrix trilogy, I found myself trying to choose among three words to describe the movie: tedious, trite, and unsatisfying. Warning: this review contains spoilers (but if you care, you've probably already seen it).
Regarding "tedious," the movie could have easily been 45 minutes long and still contained the same basic plot elements and storyline, and it might have actually been a better movie. The scene with the squids attacking Zion was about 400% too long. Trinity's death speech is about 1000% too long. The scene where Smith is trying to get Neo to guess that he has taken over a human form is just ridiculous -- I expected Smith to next say "It's me, Smith, the program...don't you recognize the voice, you idiot?" And don't get me started on the slow-motion effect (don't you guys have any other buttons on those CGI machines??).
Regarding trite, there were more cliches and predictable one-liners than I could even keep track of. The only two entertaining characters in the whole movie were Agent Smith and the Frenchman -- they had decent dialogue and were sufficiently animated as to actually make you care. In this film, none of the main characters had even as much personality as the machines they were fighting.
Finally, the ending was highly unsatisfying. Suddenly, in the span of about 5 minutes, we go from the end of the world to Paradise. And to add just a slap in the face, the brothers Wachowski made it blatantly obvious that they were leaving the door open for yet another sequel ("who knows, dear, we might see Neo again someday"). Gimme a break.
I was entertained about 30% of the time I was in the theater seat (not counting previews), with the remaining 70% of the time spent alternatively wondering "who wrote this stuff?" and "I wonder if my phone has service." Overall, my rating is a 5 out of 10. The first movie was good, if not great (9.5/10) and the second was somewhat disappointing (7/10), but the third was just a big, fat dud.
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