My wife came home from the grocery store with this box of cereal. Apparently, the product name was developed by the same engineers who designed the packaging machinery, as what marketing person in their right mind would name a cereal 'Crispy Hexagons'???

And why, oh why, would you advertise that corn and rice have been "blended" in your product? I mean, is the mental image of corn and rice tossed in a blender appealing to anyone with teeth?
Oh, Flavorite, how you mess with our minds.


ROFL!
Well it worked for your wife :)
I'm holding out for the crunchy octagons.
how's it going?