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January 16, 2005

No sense of humor? Buy one on ebay!

If you remember, I was ebaying a U2 Edition iPod and it got bought. Well, the asshat who won the auction never paid me (thanks for nothing, Jay Augstine, 222 N Ocala Rd, Apt 211, Tallahassee, FL 32304). So, I decided to relist the item.

A friend (hi, Hal!) suggested I spice up the ad to differentiate it from all the other U2 iPods up for sale by stating that it was possessed by my dead grandmother or something. It sounded like an interesting idea -- entertaining, at least -- so I put up the following item description:

Rare, Haunted Apple iPod 20GB U2 Edition

This haunted iPod is possessed by my dead grandmother.

I can hear it playing her favorite songs even though it's never been loaded with any music!


I bought this U2 Edition Apple iPod for my grandmother -- she loves music, as the picture below attests (hi, gramma!) -- and I didn't get a chance to give it to her before she died.

grandma

Somehow, I think her spirit is now inhabiting the iPod because I can hear songs coming from the box!

The box has never been opened, but if you hold your ear up to it, you can hear some of my gramma's favorite songs (like "Highway to Hell" and "Born To Be Wild") emanating from the white iPod earbuds inside.

I think she would have liked the red and black design of this U2 Edition iPod -- those were the colors she painted her Harley last year.

I'm selling this iPod to help pay for funeral costs -- she requested to be buried with her bike and that was expensive.


This item is brand new in the box, never opened, and still shrink-wrapped!!

If you have any questions, please email me and I'll be happy to answer them.

Capacity: 20GB (roughly 5,000 songs)
Interface: USB 2.0, FireWire 400, spiritual medium and/or psychic
Battery: Internal Lithium-Ion rechargeable, up to 12 hours of continuous playback
Audio Support: AAC (16 to 320 Kbps), MP3 (32 to 320 Kbps), MP3 VBR, Apple Lossless, WAV, AIFF, Audible
Design: Black face with a prominent red Apple Click Wheel. On the polished silver back are the autographs of the U2 band members (see picture).
Dimensions: 4.1" tall x 2.4" wide x 0.57" thick, 5.6 oz.
Included: Beyond the actual iPod, included is a pair of the signature white iPod earbuds, a user manual, FireWire and USB2.0 cables, AC adapter, an iTunes Music Store coupon for $50 off the entire U2 music collection, and the soul of my dead grandmother.

Shipping
Shipping is $19 and I will ship this USPS Priority (2-3 days anywhere in the US) unless you specify differently (and pay any additional cost). I will add postal insurance to the shipping price if you wish to pay for it.

NOTE: This iPod isn't really haunted, but it is brand new, unopened (still shrink-wrapped) and otherwise exactly as described.

Now, what's really funny is this email I got from someone who saw the listing:

"Why would you say it was haunted and waste all your time and our time (people reading it all) just to say at the end that it isn't haunted?"

Dear girl, I hear that you can buy a sense of humor on ebay...why don't you look into that? Or, as I said in my reply, were you actually surprised and disappointed that this iPod wasn't, in fact, haunted? I'm not sure which is sadder.

p.s. No, that's not really my grandmother.

Posted by Craig in Internet

Comments

Take a look at some of your pages. You're using a dark color background with black text and blue links. The black colored text is hard to read against the blue background and the blue colored links can not be seen at all on the blue background. The rule for colors is: for dark background color use light text color. For light background color use dark text color.

Posted by: Michelle at February 15, 2005 12:56 PM

Michelle, what browser are you using? I tested the site in both Firefox and IE and it looks fine to me (black & blue text on white background).

Posted by: craigf [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 15, 2005 3:16 PM

Michelle, I figured out what you were talking about. The page you saw was an old archive from GearBits' original installation. It was referencing an incorrect CSS template, so it looked pretty bad (my apologies). It's been since fixed, but I'd suggest you use the new site layout -- just go to http://www.gearbits.com (or click the logo in the top left) and browse/search from there. Sorry for the trouble...thanks for letting me know.

Posted by: craigf [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 17, 2005 10:58 PM

Someone at this address: J. Bird, 222 N Ocala Rd, Apt 211, Tallahassee, FL 32304 tried to buy an item from me on ebay also! his address was unconfirmed by paypal and they said he may be usisng a stolen credit card, so i returned the payment and relisted the item. (Paypal could not guarantee seller protection so i did not want to take a chance).

Posted by: Chris at April 6, 2005 5:13 PM

I think that is awesome. VERY funny. some people ...or alot of people have no sense of humor! I would love to see more fun ads like yours on Ebay! If everyone loved and no body lied if every one cared and nobody cried if everyone shared and swallowed there pride we'de see the the day when nobody died! love it!

Posted by: Genie at August 13, 2006 9:48 AM

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