No comment spam will appear

The following is an open letter to anyone trying to submit comment spam to this blog:

Dear Assmunch,

Do not try to submit comment spam for it will not ever appear -- I moderate all comments before they are posted.

So, instead of subverting civilization and generally turning the net into a steaming cesspool of unwanted ads for v1agra and online poker, why don't you go do something constructive with your time. Or, failing that, jump off a bridge. I mean a tall one. One with rocks or broken glass or alligators underneath it.

To reiterate, do not post comment spam. It only wastes your time and nobody (except me, and I'm smart enough not to click on your links) will ever see your insipid ads. Go away, you pinhead.

Now back to your regular programming...